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Ideas of Will Sommers, by Text

[, fl. 2020, Court jester to the philosophy community.]

2019 talk
p. 'If you're aristocratic,' said Nietzsche...
p. The barman called 'Time!', and Augustine said.....
p. The past, present and future walked into a bar....
p. Causation - we all thought we knew it/ Till Hume came along and saw through it/.
p. F(x) walked into a bar. The barman said..
p. Sartre to Waitress: Coffee with no cream, please...
p. Said Plato: 'The things that we feel...
p. The philosopher Berkeley once said..
p. There was a young student called Fred...
p. Barman to Descartes: Would you like another drink?...
p. Dear Sir, Your astonishment's odd....
p. ..But if he's a student of Berkeley...
p. There once was a man who said: 'God...
p. "My dog's got synaesthesia." How does he smell? .....
p. A toper who spies in the distance...
p. Cries the maid: 'You must marry me Hume!'...
p. There once was a man who said 'Damn!...
p. How do behaviourists greet each other?
p. Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?