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Ideas of Will Sommers, by Text

[, fl. 2020, Court jester to the philosophy community.]

2019 talk
p. F(x) walked into a bar. The barman said..
p. Sartre to Waitress: Coffee with no cream, please...
p. Dear Sir, Your astonishment's odd....
p. There once was a man who said: 'God...
p. Said Plato: 'The things that we feel...
p. ..But if he's a student of Berkeley...
p. There once was a man who said 'Damn!...
p. The philosopher Berkeley once said..
p. Barman to Descartes: Would you like another drink?...
p. There was a young student called Fred...
p. "My dog's got synaesthesia." How does he smell? .....
p. A toper who spies in the distance...
p. How do behaviourists greet each other?
p. 'If you're aristocratic,' said Nietzsche...
p. Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
p. The barman called 'Time!', and Augustine said.....
p. The past, present and future walked into a bar....
p. Causation - we all thought we knew it/ Till Hume came along and saw through it/.
p. Cries the maid: 'You must marry me Hume!'...